Someone waited a long time to write this headline.
STUPID THINGS IN THE ALICE IN WONDERLAND TAG:
- let’s use a like 11 year old girl who can’t even get tattoos as a spokesperson for your angst
- NOT. A. REAL. QUOTE. OK.
- this is a real quote but it’s by JULES DE GAULTIER LOL
- wow, special snowflake, so misunderstood
- oh well it could be due to the fact that SHE WAS RUNNING FOR HER LIFE CAUSE THEY WANTED TO BEHEAD HER????
- all she literally was doing was chasing a rabbit, not having an existential crisis
- HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA NO
- sometimes, you’re just an idiot
The one that annoys me the most is number 8. It is not a fact!
Thank you so much alicewhitewood!
New for @mashable
SLYTHERIN ARE NOT EVIL…
They’re just exceptionally good at making life go their way.
aaand my first ever video is up! It’s pretty awful as i have no idea what i’m doing but I promise i will get better :3 following everyone who reblogs, and please subscribe if you want ukulele tutorial videos etc <3
Tell me about filming Sesame Street. Yes, my favorite question! That was amazing. That really, truly was the height of joy for me, and I’d like to do it every day because working with Muppets is just amazing. I couldn’t even see the fantastic guy who was Murray. I was just looking at Murray and I felt like I was 5. - Lena Headey
Pokemon TCG Illustrator Sakuba Tokiya draws Pokemon Fusions. And they’re amazing.
"Sometimes you’re 23 and standing in the kitchen of your house making breakfast and brewing coffee and listening to music that for some reason is really getting to your heart. You’re just standing there thinking about going to work and picking up your dry cleaning. And also more exciting things like books you’re reading and trips you plan on taking and relationships that are springing into existence. Or fading from your memory, which is far less exciting. And suddenly you just don’t feel at home in your skin or in your house and you just want home but “Mom’s” probably wouldn’t feel like home anymore either. There used to be the comfort of a number in your phone and ears that listened everyday and arms that were never for anyone else, but just to calm you down when you started feeling trapped in a five-minute period where nostalgia is too much and thoughts of this person you are feel foreign. When you realize that you’ll never be this young again but this is the first time you’ve ever been this old. When you can’t remember how you got from sixteen to here and all the same feel like sixteen is just as much of a stranger to you now. The song is over. The coffee’s done. You’re going to breathe in and out. You’re going to be fine in about five minutes."
— The Winter of the Air (via fuckinq)